Aesop Didn’t Know About the Poetry of Modern Cats and Dogs
Hospitals have rules for decorum. There are special rules for comforting.
By The Rules
by Douglas Gilbert
I knew a young upper class talking cat
who went to a trés chic hospital
with all the most enlightened accommodations:
they had singers and musicians
comics, spiritual healers and
shamans of all kinds
chanters and meditators
prayers
But they had manuals
for what to do for every contingency
Despite all, the cat reported some anxiety
That’s when after consulting the manual,
they brought in the therapy dog
The healers all got bitten and scratched
but they prayed with ferocity
The cat went elsewhere for a face lift
and the dog did stand-up comedy
in a club that bars all cats
Don’t Drink the Kool-aid & eat the Fauci Lasagna
Truth is not a conspiracy. Skepticism is virtue and advice. Virtue signaling is the hubris of vices.
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